Hellooooo  again, it's been a feckin' age and a half since I wrote in here.  Not much to report except the fact I haven't written in here for an age and a half.  So I guess I'll just have to say that I haven't written in here in an age and a half.

I haven't written in here in an age and a half.

There.  That's it I'm afraid...

Hellllooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  It has been a while!  Well here we are on the Shed Log saying here we are on the Shed Log.

Okay, that's about all I've got.  My head writer walked out this morning, so I'm scriptless at present, fumbling for a skilled rhetoric or a nonchalant omnibus, whatever the hell I need one of those for is beyond me, but still...

Gday Reg I'm back from my 6 weeks in Oz

Wow! how was it ?

Oh thanks for asking, it was great, really warm and I caught up with lots of old friends.

Sounds great mate.

Yeah! It really was.

That's right Trev! Never , Never , Ever! say Marlspommet to the duke of hatchetfacebury , or indeed even think the word within smelling distance....... It has something to do with the recent past, when the annual raising of the cheesey horse tossing ,just out side of hatchetfacebury manor itself , went terribly wrong. The family never talk about it  , they just break down into small clusters of crunchy nutty yoghurty pods, writhing around in their own disgusting bodily fluids and yelling out " snorketts " to anybody that is willing to come close enough. It's all rather unpleasant.